FYI, dear readers, “Call Me Maybe” has been stuck in my head… every. F-ing. DAY since I wrote that STUPID POST!!!!! In other words, my life is a living hell. Now, I know what you’re thinking. “No punishment could be too harsh.” Fine. If this is the price I have to pay for bringing some existential meaning into all of our lives, then so be it. Just put me on suicide watch, maybe?
On a lighter note, please find below the long-awaited video of my stand-up act from the 2012 Friendpal Talent Show. I can’t say my routine doesn’t somehow involve (surprise!) Canadian teen pop stars, but at least there’s no “Call Me Maybe”. At ALL. I swear!