If you got the reference in the title, let’s face it: you’re probably not even reading this post anymore. (Whatever! Good luck avoiding “Call Me Maybe” on the REST of the internet! HA.) If you didn’t get the reference, today is your lucky day, because I am about to rescue you from the Carly-Rae-Jepsen-free cave you’ve been living in for the entirety of 2012. You’re welcome, dear readers.