Fade Away… NOT.

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Faithful reader(s)!

If you think I’ve hung up my keyboard…

If you think I’ve decided to give up blogging and ride my tiny ripple of internet “fame” (lol) to a sensible later-life career as a spokesperson for foot-care products*…

If you think I’ve finally started to fade away gracefully…

Think again.

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This is an outrage.

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In what could be the most upsetting news for Carly Rae Jepsen since that guy at the end of the “Call Me Maybe” video turned out to be a homo,

 Carly Rae Jepsen doesn’t win [!!!] at the Grammy Awards

Viewers seemed happy that “Call Me Maybe” lost and began airing their feelings on Twitter writing comments like, “I hope Carly Rae Jepsen enjoyed her 15 minutes. They are officially up.”

Wrote another: “I swear if Carly Rae Jepsen won that award over Adele and Rihanna I would’ve given up on life right at that moment […]

Oh yeah?  Well she has a new hit single coming out soon, so take THAT, haterz!  I forget what it’s called, but it’s sure to be another Great Song of Our Time.  Maybe.