Fade Away… NOT.


Faithful reader(s)!

If you think I’ve hung up my keyboard…

If you think I’ve decided to give up blogging and ride my tiny ripple of internet “fame” (lol) to a sensible later-life career as a spokesperson for foot-care products*…

If you think I’ve finally started to fade away gracefully…

Think again.

“Gracefully”?!  Come on, people.  You should know by now that if I’m going to fade, I’m going to do it the same way I do everything else: Awkwardly!  Hesitantly!  IF AT ALL.




You may be wondering what monumentally important internet thing could have possibly yanked me away from the cozy, complacent serenity of not-blogging.  Is Carly Rae Jepsen writing, directing, and starring in “Call Me Maybe”, the movie?  (Spoiler alert: It would be an awesomely-bad rom-com.)  Did Justin Bieber do something NOT douche-y?  (Justin: “Don’t #believe rumors”.)

Actually, it was nothing in particular.  I just wanna blog (read: make a bunch of craptacular JPEGs in MS Paint), OK?


So stay tuned for new posts coming your way on a semi-regular (?!?!?!) basis.  The best way to make sure you don’t ever miss anything again is to sign up for the email list over on the right side of this page.  If that doesn’t work for you, I would be more than happy to come your home, wake you from a deep, relaxing sleep (I’m on WEST COAST TIME, baby!  Or if you live on the West Coast… I’m just a jerk), and ask you why you haven’t commented on my latest post yet.  (You will be automatically signed up for Option 2 if you don’t join the email list.)

In the mean time, I will leave you with this awesome version of “Call Me Maybe” (thanks Molly), just in case you had somehow managed to get it unstuck from your head from the last time you read my blog.  As always, you’re welcome.

P.S. Best YouTube comment on this video:



*That being said, I do own a pair of these, and I am willing to endorse them in exchange for money.


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